Jemie here! Check out the lyrics Gen came out with for our toilet competition! (Below) She's incredibly talented! The rap's slightly different from the original cause the composing team needs to take away or add in some parts to fit the song :-)

Composers: Gen, Hannah, LiTing, Hillary, Chantel

Singers: Pei Yun, Wen En, Gen, Mayshuen, Celeste

Designing: Cabrini, Adeline

Media: Guixian, Yuhui, Cabrini

To involve the whole class in this project, there will be a video show with photos of us holding a poster each. Our faces with posters will be flashed across the video while the song is playing! Hahaha sounds good? :-D

Anyway, after the photos are taken, we can upload them here/in class email for your koping needs! Hahaha

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Print it in horizontal format for bigger and more obvious fonts!

If you want to make your own, please do so! Hahaha the more quotes, the merrier!

(in the perspective of toilet auntie)
Taylor Swift- Crazier (CLICK!)

I’ve never peed on the floor, splash water on the wall
I am different from them all
I don’t throw wet toilet roll up there, I don’t really care
when they give me a dare

I was trying to keep the toilet clean
But they came along and they dirtied everything

I'm just a poor toilet auntie
Clean toilets for money
Please keep the toilets clean, make the toilets gleam
You don’t know how tiring it is
To clean all your piss
So please keep the toilets clean, make the toilets gleam


Graciousness = Sparkly + Gleaming TOILET

Britney Spears- If You Seek Amy

Toilet auntie, have you mop the floor today
It's so wet and dirty people slip and fall away-oh!
Toilet auntie, have you scrub the toilet bowl
It's filled urine stains so eeky, stinky and yellow-oh!

Oh-oh, why do students do that
How can they be so inconsiderate?
I just wanna go sit on a clean white toilet bowl
Can someone scrape away the mould: not me, not me, you own self go!

Toilet graciousness starts with me
If you want a sparkly gleaming T-O-I-L-E-T
So get your rags and brushes and start to clean
If you want a sparkly gleaming T-O-I-L-E-T!

“Please keep me clean!”

(In the perspective of a school toilet bowl)
Rap Beat

Once I was a white clean toilet bowl
Set in a toilet cubicle yo
With a gleaming toilet-seat and a flush that was in beat
Plus a shiny metal handle. (Woww, so neat!)

My life was perfection I had the attention
People wanted to sit on me all day
But what is on me! Those stains so yellow
Who just urine ah, that dirty fellow

Must I paste a bullseye as a sign?
To tell you: aim properly- do you mind?
Oh goodness gracious me, now even worse
People don’t flush oh, what a curse!
Expect me to swallow automatically?
no No NO! DIY manually!

You know what? Don’t flush not so bad
But please don’t feed me with your sanitary pad

"Dring" the bell went had to wash their hands

But they forgot one thing, and that’s to dry their hands
Split, Splat, the mirror is wet
Split, Splat, the floor is wet

Lastly, is the ceiling not clean enough?
People want to HL and clean it themselves
Try to throw wet toilet paper not down, but up (up,up,up)

Now I am a broken brown toilet bowl
Set in a dirty toilet cubicle yo
With a filthy toilet-seat and a flush that reeks
People sit on me no longer; they only dare to peek….

Anyhow, for everyone who took LC today, CONGRATULATIONS on a job well done. Yes, yes stop telling me you screwed it up. You tried, and no one can fault you for that, okay? It's over, so just let it be.

And to everyone studying Chem right now -- I hope it's most people -- majorly jiayou to you all (: Yay, can't be that bad right, only half an hour. At least, if anything, we'll die a quick death.

To YOU, who's studying Elective already, TEACH ME YOUR TIME MANAGEMENT SKILLS! Or your ability to ignore the Cationsaurus that's begging to be memorized.

3 Faith! Keep soldiering through the tests -- the weekend is in sight!

I mean, yahoo!

The past three days (it's Wednesday now) have been very very eventful. First we got a teacher back, then we didn't; we balanced rulers with rather enviable accuracy (some anyway, my results were terrible); we did some things and didn't do others...

Basically, everything is back to normal.

Sort of.

P.S. DO NOT LET THE BLOG DIE!

Class Cheer

对面的朋友看过来，
看过来， 看过来
这里的 3 Faith 真精彩,
我们会带给你很多光彩。。。
(Hey! La~La~La Ok-yo! La~La~La~ Okyo!)

[To the tune of Gimme More- Britney Spears]
WE! Give you Give you Faith,
Give you, Give you Give you, Faith (x2)

[To the tune of Right Round- Flo Rida]
We spin your head right round right round
Then you go down Then you go down down (x2)

[The Chao-tah Cheer]
3 Faith we're so hot, we're so hot
we burn the rest so Chao-tah (psh!)
So Chao-tah (psh!)

3 Faith we're so hot, we're so hot
we burn the rest so Chao-tah (whoosh!)
So Chao-tah (whooosh!)

Woaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Three Faith!


Campfire Baby!

(1, 2, 3, 4)
You make it easy, it's as easy as 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4
There's only one thing to do
Three words for you I love you
There's only one way to say
Those three words and that's what I'll do, I love you

(Poker Face)
Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she’s got me like nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she’s got me like nobody)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)

(Superstar)
I don't know what it is, that makes me feel like this
I don't know who you are, but you must be some kinda SUPERSTAR!
Cos you got all eyes on you no matter where you are
You just make me wanna play.

(Girlfriend)
Hey, hey, you, you, I don't like your girlfriend
No way, no way, I think you need a new one
Hey, hey, you, you, I could be your girlfriend
Hey, hey, you, you, I know that you like me
No way, no way, you know it's not a secret
Hey, hey, you, you, I want to be your girlfriend

(童話)
我願變成童話裡
你愛的那個天使
張開雙手
變成翅膀守護你
你要相信
相信我們會像童話故事裡
幸福和快樂是結局

(Love Story)
Is this in my head? I don't know what to think
He knelt to the ground and pulled out a ring
And said, marry me Juliet
You'll never have to be alone
I love you and that's all I really know
I talked to your dad, go pick out a white dress
It's a love story baby just say yes

Graciousness in Toilet Competition!

Poor Me!
(in the perspective of toilet auntie)
Taylor Swift- Crazier

I’ve never peed on the floor, splash water on the wall
I am different from them all
I don’t throw wet toilet roll up there, I don’t really care
when they give me a dare

I was trying to keep the toilet clean
But they came along and they dirtied everything

I'm just a poor toilet auntie
Clean toilets for money
Please keep the toilets clean, make the toilets gleam
You don’t know how tiring it is
To clean all your piss
So please keep the toilets clean, make the toilets gleam

Graciousness = Sparkly + Gleaming TOILET
Britney Spears- If You Seek Amy

Toilet auntie, have you mop the floor today
It's so wet and dirty people slip and fall away-oh!
Toilet auntie, have you scrub the toilet bowl
It's filled urine stains so eeky, stinky and yellow-oh!

Oh-oh, why do students do that
How can they be so inconsiderate?
I just wanna go sit on a clean white toilet bowl
Can someone scrape away the mould: not me, not me, you own self go!

Toilet graciousness starts with me
If you want a sparkly gleaming T-O-I-L-E-T
So get your rags and brushes and start to clean
If you want a sparkly gleaming T-O-I-L-E-T!

“Please keep me clean!”
(In the perspective of a school toilet bowl)
Rap Beat

Once I was a white clean toilet bowl
Set in a toilet cubicle yo
With a gleaming toilet-seat and a flush that was in beat
Plus a shiny metal handle. (Woww, so neat!)

My life was perfection I had the attention
People wanted to sit on me all day
But what is on me! Those stains so yellow
Who just urine ah, that dirty fellow

Must I paste a bullseye as a sign?
To tell you: aim properly- do you mind?
Oh goodness gracious me, now even worse
People don’t flush oh, what a curse!
Expect me to swallow automatically?
no No NO! DIY manually!

You know what? Don’t flush not so bad
But please don’t feed me with your sanitary pad

"Dring" the bell went had to wash their hands
But they forgot one thing, and that’s to dry their hands
Split, Splat, the mirror is wet
Split, Splat, the floor is wet

Lastly, is the ceiling not clean enough?
People want to HL and clean it themselves
Try to throw wet toilet paper not down, but up (up,up,up)

Now I am a broken brown toilet bowl
Set in a dirty toilet cubicle yo
With a filthy toilet-seat and a flush that reeks
People sit on me no longer; they only dare to peek….