Graciousness In Toilet Competition
Happy early birthday Liting! :-D
Jemie here! Check out the lyrics Gen came out with for our toilet competition! (Below) She's incredibly talented! The rap's slightly different from the original cause the composing team needs to take away or add in some parts to fit the song :-)
Composers: Gen, Hannah, LiTing, Hillary, Chantel
Singers: Pei Yun, Wen En, Gen, Mayshuen, Celeste
Designing: Cabrini, Adeline
Media: Guixian, Yuhui, Cabrini
To involve the whole class in this project, there will be a video show with photos of us holding a poster each. Our faces with posters will be flashed across the video while the song is playing! Hahaha sounds good? :-D
Anyway, after the photos are taken, we can upload them here/in class email for your koping needs! Hahaha
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For the rest of the class, you guys can do your part by printing out either of these posters! Then just let your photos be taken before school or after school.
Print it in horizontal format for bigger and more obvious fonts!
If you want to make your own, please do so! Hahaha the more quotes, the merrier!


Poor Me!
I’ve never peed on the floor, splash water on the wall
I am different from them all
I don’t throw wet toilet roll up there, I don’t really care
when they give me a dare
I was trying to keep the toilet clean
But they came along and they dirtied everything
I'm just a poor toilet auntie
Clean toilets for money
Please keep the toilets clean, make the toilets gleam
You don’t know how tiring it is
To clean all your piss
So please keep the toilets clean, make the toilets gleam
Graciousness = Sparkly + Gleaming TOILET
Britney Spears- If You Seek Amy Toilet auntie, have you mop the floor today
It's so wet and dirty people slip and fall away-oh!
Toilet auntie, have you scrub the toilet bowl
It's filled urine stains so eeky, stinky and yellow-oh!
Oh-oh, why do students do that
How can they be so inconsiderate?
I just wanna go sit on a clean white toilet bowl
Can someone scrape away the mould: not me, not me, you own self go!
Toilet graciousness starts with me
If you want a sparkly gleaming T-O-I-L-E-T
So get your rags and brushes and start to clean
If you want a sparkly gleaming T-O-I-L-E-T!
“Please keep me clean!”
(In the perspective of a school toilet bowl)
Rap Beat
Once I was a white clean toilet bowl
Set in a toilet cubicle yo
With a gleaming toilet-seat and a flush that was in beat
Plus a shiny metal handle. (Woww, so neat!)
My life was perfection I had the attention
People wanted to sit on me all day
But what is on me! Those stains so yellow
Who just urine ah, that dirty fellow
Must I paste a bullseye as a sign?
To tell you: aim properly- do you mind?
Oh goodness gracious me, now even worse
People don’t flush oh, what a curse!
Expect me to swallow automatically?
no No NO! DIY manually!
You know what? Don’t flush not so bad
But please don’t feed me with your sanitary pad
"Dring" the bell went had to wash their hands
But they forgot one thing, and that’s to dry their hands
Split, Splat, the mirror is wet
Split, Splat, the floor is wet
Lastly, is the ceiling not clean enough?
People want to HL and clean it themselves
Try to throw wet toilet paper not down, but up (up,up,up)
Now I am a broken brown toilet bowl
Set in a dirty toilet cubicle yo
With a filthy toilet-seat and a flush that reeks
People sit on me no longer; they only dare to peek….
Cheers,
Jemie Then! #14
Saturday, July 25, 2009, 7:31 PM